‘My Wife Committed Suicide Because I Caught Her Cheating’

A 33-year-old man, who is currently being investigated by operatives of the homicide unit of Lagos State Criminal Investigation Department, SCID, Yaba, has denied killing his wife.

“My wife took poison after a misunderstanding over her infidelity,” he said.

SEE A GIRL WHO COULD NOT EXPRESS HER FEELINGS

GIRL:  … at least he should know I’m having interest in him. Is he blind?
BOY: My Dear, he is not blind. Don’t forget that ASSUMPTION is never COMMUNICATION.